When people interrupt me while I'm reading
laugh-addict: They expect my reaction to be something like: When really, my reaction is something like:
invisiblechickens: read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it, crack the spine, fold the pages. reading is meant to be a joy, and you should be able to read the words. love the book and it will love you back. if some ass is giving you shit by telling you not to fold the book over when reading, hit them in the face with that book.
I live in a land of fictional characters:... →
syrensphynxwitchtier: cannibalcoalition: shanieomaniac: cannibalcoalition: Okay so I’m pretty sure that Ricky and Jake from Doctor Who, in the episodes where they fell into the parallel universe with the Cybermen were actually lovers. Because Mickey replaced Ricky. AND THE…
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: I have two moods One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions there is no inbetween
Be Nice To The Wait Staff (Fiction)
cannibalcoalition: TRigger warnings: misogyny, violence (I’m just digging the revenge stories lately) Read More
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
xxic: i-live-for-glitter-not-you: i-live-for-glitter-not-you Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T???? stOP THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
The Stupid Misadventures of Blue and Dog!: A... →
nolacousland: This is a really good article about how quickly people actually die from cuts and punctures inflicted by swords and knives. However, it’s really really long and I figured that since I was summarizing for my own benefit I’d share it for anyone else who is writing fiction that involves hacking and slashing your villain(s) to death. If you want the nitty gritty of the hows and whys...
bluewriters: hacheload: cronusempire: steven-moffat: grim-bark-tier: lordwhat: There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. Well hello there satan NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES AND PLOT...
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
getsherlockinmybed: doctor-sherwho: cumbermums: thebritishteapot: Awww… AWWWWWW *bottom lip quivers precariously*
allyson-wonderlnd: silentlydrawn: leepaced: if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices #otp: you’ve been wearing black too long it’s so true it hurts my heart
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
citrusshrimp: lakidaa: drparisa: people who like my OCs people who know who my OCs are people who know that I have OCs
screamsinsilence527: avengerlicious: So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family. My heart just broke
How to Help Animals Affected by the Moore, Okla.,... →
Vetstreet compiled a list of animal shelters, veterinary clinics and rescue groups that are helping lost, found and injured pets. Here’s where you should bring displaced animals and how you can donate.
tardis-and-impala-at-221b: supernatural-black-hole: you-told-me-think-about-it: ohitsjustkim: fairgroundsoldier: 01012012: friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate and your grave and eating your next pizza this sums up all of tumblr don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless...
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
the first word I teach my daughter will be “no” she will sing it to me and...– The First Word I Teach My Daughter (via alonesomes)